Episode 50 – Schoolgirl Report Part 4: What Drives Parents to Despair – 1972

The great Jack Holmes is back and he is as angry as ever, since I made him watch another of the Schulmädchen Report movies and he is not happy about what it does to his loins.
We discuss different types of pasta, a barrage of reasons to hate Paul, the use of breasts as joysticks and the overuse of puns.

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A special thank you to Goblins from Mars (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7r8TN-JGGrTyCmIJSShdkw) who thankfully gave me permission to use their music for the intro.

Track: Back to the Bronx – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95oJKLP1LNI